Post by Kow on Oct 15, 2011 9:32:22 GMT -5
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JORDYN ANNABELLE JOANS 'S BEEN ON THE RUN
DRIVING IN THE SUN
LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE.
hey, you! yeah, i'm talking to you. wake the hell up! good.
welcome to this small city for the awesome. it is
mandatory that you fill out this paperwork. yes, all of it. why?
because we doggone said so, that's why! now take a seat and
please be quiet. i said be quiet!
MEXICO HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.[/color][/font][/align]
"I'm mostly frequently always called JJ, as it's easier for the people at my barn, Spring Creek, to remember."
I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"Hmm, well, I think I'm female. "
GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I am 30 years old."
WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"Horses, horses, horses. Feed bags, feed bags, feed bags. Hay bales, hay bales, hay bales."
OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"Sadly, no. I'm naturally a brunette, but I thought blonde made you seem like a happier person."
DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I am 5'11 and very happy with my height. Being tall is good for around the barn."
I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"Hmm, well, I don't know! I'd have to meet him! But I bet he's straight."
OH REALLY? WELL, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT. EVER BEEN SAILING?
"Iffy iffy with me. I will do somethings others won't, but I don't do somethings others will."
WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"Spare time? Never heard of such I thing! In my 'extra time' I ride horses."
DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"Horses, watercolor and acrylic."
WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"When people are brats about my academy and don't like it the way it is."
I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"Honestly, I believe I a good leader. I am understanding at my barn too."
THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"I could never be a vet because I am too partial to animals and couldn't cut them open, or anything like that."
I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"Yeah, I've always been fairly weak. What does this have to do with anything?"
YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES WOULD YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"A good natured person who understands what a relationship really is."
OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"I hate people who are full of themselves."
FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"Maybe someday you'll find the right person!"
OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"Like the question game? I played this as a kid!"
FAVORITE FOOD?
"Mexican Food."
FAVORITE MOVIE?
"Mamma Mia"
FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
"I don't listen to much music, the Beatles I guess?"
FAVORITE DRINK?
"Nothing like a good ol' pepsi!"
FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"I really liked math as a kid."
FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
"Baby"
FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"The Brady Bunch, and Jay Leno"
FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"I like Halloween and winter."
FAVORITE WORD?
"Horse"
FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
"Elvis."
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"Evening"
FAVORITE COLOR?
"Aqua"
FAVORITE BOOK?
"Eat Pray Love"
FAVORITE TOY?
"As a kid I loved my stuffed rabbit. I named it Fluffy I believe."
WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS STUFF. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"Happy, understanding, friendly."
MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"Nothing much."
VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN SAYULITA, MEXICO?
"I was born in CA, and moved here a couple years ago."
RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"They were all good."
HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"Hmm, maybe having to put my dog down?"
NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"Just no religion. I just, didn't uh, eh."
WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"I am currently working as a Academy Owner."
WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
"Horse, Mom, Dad."
OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"I need nothing. Just happiness."
WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"I guess so."
SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"None. Sadly."
WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"Some where romantic, like, a bronc riding competition."
HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"Bye."
ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"Nothin except for the fact that I have a small horse tattoo on my left ankle."
THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"Fine by me."
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[align=center]ON THE STEREO,
LISTEN AS WE GO,
DRIVING DOWN THE 101.
rainy has been trying to escape this doggone planet for nine years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for 1 year.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the pacific timezone. you can always reach them at admin (PM).
hold up, you'll need the password, which is Cheezy and pickles and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a GIRL. yep, pull down those pants (jk:P).
ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:[/align]
[align=center]MEXICO HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
say hold up, wait a minute. let me put some pimpin' in
it! yep, that's right, this sexy application template was made
by yours truly: CHRISS a.k.a. LENNY GOT LAID ?! @
CAUTION 2.0. yeah, see those fawesome lyrics? that be
california by none other than phantom planet. and by the way,
if you happen to remove this little credit, i'll sned vampires
after you in the night to rip out your jugular. and they won't
be as sexy as you think the cullens are. uh-huh.[/align]
JORDYN ANNABELLE JOANS 'S BEEN ON THE RUN
DRIVING IN THE SUN
LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE.
hey, you! yeah, i'm talking to you. wake the hell up! good.
welcome to this small city for the awesome. it is
mandatory that you fill out this paperwork. yes, all of it. why?
because we doggone said so, that's why! now take a seat and
please be quiet. i said be quiet!
MEXICO HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.[/color][/font][/align]
"I'm mostly frequently always called JJ, as it's easier for the people at my barn, Spring Creek, to remember."
I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"Hmm, well, I think I'm female. "
GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I am 30 years old."
WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"Horses, horses, horses. Feed bags, feed bags, feed bags. Hay bales, hay bales, hay bales."
OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"Sadly, no. I'm naturally a brunette, but I thought blonde made you seem like a happier person."
DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I am 5'11 and very happy with my height. Being tall is good for around the barn."
I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"Hmm, well, I don't know! I'd have to meet him! But I bet he's straight."
OH REALLY? WELL, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT. EVER BEEN SAILING?
"Iffy iffy with me. I will do somethings others won't, but I don't do somethings others will."
WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"Spare time? Never heard of such I thing! In my 'extra time' I ride horses."
DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"Horses, watercolor and acrylic."
WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"When people are brats about my academy and don't like it the way it is."
I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"Honestly, I believe I a good leader. I am understanding at my barn too."
THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"I could never be a vet because I am too partial to animals and couldn't cut them open, or anything like that."
I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"Yeah, I've always been fairly weak. What does this have to do with anything?"
YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES WOULD YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"A good natured person who understands what a relationship really is."
OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"I hate people who are full of themselves."
FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"Maybe someday you'll find the right person!"
OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"Like the question game? I played this as a kid!"
FAVORITE FOOD?
"Mexican Food."
FAVORITE MOVIE?
"Mamma Mia"
FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
"I don't listen to much music, the Beatles I guess?"
FAVORITE DRINK?
"Nothing like a good ol' pepsi!"
FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"I really liked math as a kid."
FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
"Baby"
FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"The Brady Bunch, and Jay Leno"
FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"I like Halloween and winter."
FAVORITE WORD?
"Horse"
FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
"Elvis."
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"Evening"
FAVORITE COLOR?
"Aqua"
FAVORITE BOOK?
"Eat Pray Love"
FAVORITE TOY?
"As a kid I loved my stuffed rabbit. I named it Fluffy I believe."
WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS STUFF. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"Happy, understanding, friendly."
MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"Nothing much."
VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN SAYULITA, MEXICO?
"I was born in CA, and moved here a couple years ago."
RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"They were all good."
HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"Hmm, maybe having to put my dog down?"
NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"Just no religion. I just, didn't uh, eh."
WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"I am currently working as a Academy Owner."
WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
"Horse, Mom, Dad."
OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"I need nothing. Just happiness."
WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"I guess so."
SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"None. Sadly."
WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"Some where romantic, like, a bronc riding competition."
HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"Bye."
ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"Nothin except for the fact that I have a small horse tattoo on my left ankle."
THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"Fine by me."
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[/ul]
[align=center]ON THE STEREO,
LISTEN AS WE GO,
DRIVING DOWN THE 101.
rainy has been trying to escape this doggone planet for nine years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for 1 year.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the pacific timezone. you can always reach them at admin (PM).
hold up, you'll need the password, which is Cheezy and pickles and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a GIRL. yep, pull down those pants (jk:P).
ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:[/align]
Why do you care? I just don't feel like copy and pasting.
[align=center]MEXICO HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
say hold up, wait a minute. let me put some pimpin' in
it! yep, that's right, this sexy application template was made
by yours truly: CHRISS a.k.a. LENNY GOT LAID ?! @
CAUTION 2.0. yeah, see those fawesome lyrics? that be
california by none other than phantom planet. and by the way,
if you happen to remove this little credit, i'll sned vampires
after you in the night to rip out your jugular. and they won't
be as sexy as you think the cullens are. uh-huh.[/align]