Post by Kow on Oct 14, 2011 18:03:26 GMT -5
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JESSICA MARISE BLUE 'S BEEN ON THE RUN
DRIVING IN THE SUN
LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE.
hey, you! yeah, i'm talking to you. wake the hell up! good.
welcome to this small city for the awesome. it is
mandatory that you fill out this paperwork. yes, all of it. why?
because we doggone said so, that's why! now take a seat and
please be quiet. i said be quiet!
MEXICO HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.[/color][/font][/align]
"Well, I love being called Jessie, but I'm also called Jess, and J, but if someones smart, they find a fun name that fits me, and I allow it."
I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"Isn't it obvious? I'm an aliennnn!!! No, just kidding, girl to the blood!"
GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"Hint: Aquarius, 24 was the day, 15 years old. 1-24-96!"
WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"I'm young looking? Gosh thought I was old looking. Well, thank you! Anyway, used to swim all the time, know I go to the gym when I have money for a taxi."
OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"You don't think I'm this natural bright blonde? Well, I am."
DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"How am I supposed to know my exact height? Well, 5'0, kinda maybe, sorta."
I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
" *pulls out headphones after listening to Lady Gaga* George Clooney? Who? Sorry, I don't do old school music and whatnot."
OH REALLY? WELL, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT. EVER BEEN SAILING?
"Ohmygawsh do you just not know me? I'm the most adventurous person you'll ever meet! I've never been on a hot air balloon though, so I hate my parents."
WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"I dunno...through people off cliffs yeah! JK, I uh, draw, paint, ride horses, not that I have one, or care for them. It's what I do when theres nothing else to do at Spring Creek. I also sing, my favorite think of all."
DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"Art, and so singing! I wanna be a singer someday, so I'm pretty much always singing to my music, prepping my voice."
WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"You call me something besides any of the nick names I listed, I will have my big brother beat you up, ya hear?"
I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"Well uh, not to brag, I think I'm perfect at artwork. So, that and OH! Singing. I've never had to be corrected."
THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"Well, uh, I'm bad at getting money, and I'm kinda impatient."
I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"YEAH RIGHT! I can hold my breath and break someones finger in a thumb wrestle, beat that! JK, but I bet I could be you...oldy."
YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES WOULD YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"Eww, marriage? People still do that? Ick, dating is cool but yeah. Anywho, I like a boy who would risk his life for me. Someone who is OK my craziness, and long time relationships. They better listen to me sing.
OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"I hate people who don't talk, are greedy and selfish, and they just...well, uh, don't really like me. If they seem short time, I dump them after our first kiss, I know it sounds evil, especially since I kiss perfectly, but I don't care, then they don't bother me anymore. I also threaten them that if they tell anyone about me, my big bro will come beat them up. And they all know Bransen is a very strong person, who would throw them through a wall if he felt like it."
FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"You're too old for me, so why do I care?"
OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"I'll have my turtle do it when he stops hibernating. (My bro:'He's Dead!') Fine. I'll do it. Meany."
FAVORITE FOOD?
"Cotton candy forever and always"
FAVORITE MOVIE?
"Hmm, hard one. Maybe...I'd say Flicka 2 but it's sad in some parts. I've seen Black Beauty a million times, so it I guess."
FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
"Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, Train, Jason Mraz, and all that sorta stuff."
FAVORITE DRINK?
"Well, if a milkshake counts, that, if not, root beer float or wild cherry pepsi."
FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"Art. Duh."
FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
"What are you talking about? *rolls eyes*"
FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"Uh, Prank Stars? I don't know."
FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"Holiday, Christmas, season, winter. I come from here, and summers are disgusting."
FAVORITE WORD?
"Hollywood. I wanna go here and sing"
FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
"Steve Jobs. He created apple yeah!"
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"Evening, when I can sneak out and go to parties with my brother."
FAVORITE COLOR?
"Too many. So lets say...rainbow."
FAVORITE BOOK?
"Well, is it not obvious, I love TWILIGHT!"
FAVORITE TOY?
"Anything Apple. Especially the I Pod touch, newest generation, cuz, they're totally cool"
WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS STUFF. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"Uh, I am perky, curious, and sneaky. I don't necessarily have to sneak out to parties, cuz my bro is always going to them, and he drops me off at one my age category. I am artsy, and a singer. I am your friend reeeally quick."
MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"Parents: Dead from car crash
Brother: My guardian
Sis: Left like, to some place like Florida or something."
VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN SAYULITA, MEXICO?
"I was born in America, and came her when I heard Bransen was coming here, I packed up my bags with him, as it was either him or my sis, and I hate her."
RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"When I heard my sis was leaving. God did I hate her."
HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"Getting bit by a dog. On the back. I still get shudders when I think of it."
NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"No religion. Just. Yeah. "
WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"I wanna be a world famous singer. I wanna be the person people listen to on there I Pod. It is my most favorite thing, nothing is better. "
WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
"How should I know? No, those weren't my first words. I think they were, sissy and brother, but they came out weird."
OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"World Famous Singer, Be Rich, Have a mansion."
WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"No. It was a weird question. Is this a normal form?"
SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"No. I've dated a lot in my 2 years of dating though."
WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"You can take me on a date, but I'd like to go to a romantic beach and walk along it together."
HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"Not with you! Hell no."
ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"No. I don't like you. You're picky."
THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"My interview is done? Yay! I hate this person."
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[align=center]ON THE STEREO,
LISTEN AS WE GO,
DRIVING DOWN THE 101.
rainy has been trying to escape this doggone planet for nine years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for 6 months.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the Pacific timezone. you can always reach them at admin (PM) or noka.tiger.n.blue@gmail.com.
hold up, you'll need the password, which is please and cheese and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a GIRL. yep, pull down those pants (jk:P).
ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:[/align]
[align=center]MEXICO HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
say hold up, wait a minute. let me put some pimpin' in
it! yep, that's right, this sexy application template was made
by yours truly: CHRISS a.k.a. LENNY GOT LAID ?! @
CAUTION 2.0. yeah, see those fawesome lyrics? that be
california by none other than phantom planet, but me, the person who is using this, aka me, made it seem nice like. and by the way,
if you happen to remove this little credit, i'll sned vampires
after you in the night to rip out your jugular. and they won't
be as sexy as you think the cullens are. uh-huh.[/align]
JESSICA MARISE BLUE 'S BEEN ON THE RUN
DRIVING IN THE SUN
LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE.
hey, you! yeah, i'm talking to you. wake the hell up! good.
welcome to this small city for the awesome. it is
mandatory that you fill out this paperwork. yes, all of it. why?
because we doggone said so, that's why! now take a seat and
please be quiet. i said be quiet!
MEXICO HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.[/color][/font][/align]
"Well, I love being called Jessie, but I'm also called Jess, and J, but if someones smart, they find a fun name that fits me, and I allow it."
I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"Isn't it obvious? I'm an aliennnn!!! No, just kidding, girl to the blood!"
GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"Hint: Aquarius, 24 was the day, 15 years old. 1-24-96!"
WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"I'm young looking? Gosh thought I was old looking. Well, thank you! Anyway, used to swim all the time, know I go to the gym when I have money for a taxi."
OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"You don't think I'm this natural bright blonde? Well, I am."
DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"How am I supposed to know my exact height? Well, 5'0, kinda maybe, sorta."
I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
" *pulls out headphones after listening to Lady Gaga* George Clooney? Who? Sorry, I don't do old school music and whatnot."
OH REALLY? WELL, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT. EVER BEEN SAILING?
"Ohmygawsh do you just not know me? I'm the most adventurous person you'll ever meet! I've never been on a hot air balloon though, so I hate my parents."
WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"I dunno...through people off cliffs yeah! JK, I uh, draw, paint, ride horses, not that I have one, or care for them. It's what I do when theres nothing else to do at Spring Creek. I also sing, my favorite think of all."
DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"Art, and so singing! I wanna be a singer someday, so I'm pretty much always singing to my music, prepping my voice."
WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"You call me something besides any of the nick names I listed, I will have my big brother beat you up, ya hear?"
I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"Well uh, not to brag, I think I'm perfect at artwork. So, that and OH! Singing. I've never had to be corrected."
THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"Well, uh, I'm bad at getting money, and I'm kinda impatient."
I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"YEAH RIGHT! I can hold my breath and break someones finger in a thumb wrestle, beat that! JK, but I bet I could be you...oldy."
YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES WOULD YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"Eww, marriage? People still do that? Ick, dating is cool but yeah. Anywho, I like a boy who would risk his life for me. Someone who is OK my craziness, and long time relationships. They better listen to me sing.
OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"I hate people who don't talk, are greedy and selfish, and they just...well, uh, don't really like me. If they seem short time, I dump them after our first kiss, I know it sounds evil, especially since I kiss perfectly, but I don't care, then they don't bother me anymore. I also threaten them that if they tell anyone about me, my big bro will come beat them up. And they all know Bransen is a very strong person, who would throw them through a wall if he felt like it."
FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"You're too old for me, so why do I care?"
OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"I'll have my turtle do it when he stops hibernating. (My bro:'He's Dead!') Fine. I'll do it. Meany."
FAVORITE FOOD?
"Cotton candy forever and always"
FAVORITE MOVIE?
"Hmm, hard one. Maybe...I'd say Flicka 2 but it's sad in some parts. I've seen Black Beauty a million times, so it I guess."
FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
"Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, Train, Jason Mraz, and all that sorta stuff."
FAVORITE DRINK?
"Well, if a milkshake counts, that, if not, root beer float or wild cherry pepsi."
FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"Art. Duh."
FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
"What are you talking about? *rolls eyes*"
FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"Uh, Prank Stars? I don't know."
FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"Holiday, Christmas, season, winter. I come from here, and summers are disgusting."
FAVORITE WORD?
"Hollywood. I wanna go here and sing"
FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
"Steve Jobs. He created apple yeah!"
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"Evening, when I can sneak out and go to parties with my brother."
FAVORITE COLOR?
"Too many. So lets say...rainbow."
FAVORITE BOOK?
"Well, is it not obvious, I love TWILIGHT!"
FAVORITE TOY?
"Anything Apple. Especially the I Pod touch, newest generation, cuz, they're totally cool"
WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS STUFF. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"Uh, I am perky, curious, and sneaky. I don't necessarily have to sneak out to parties, cuz my bro is always going to them, and he drops me off at one my age category. I am artsy, and a singer. I am your friend reeeally quick."
MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"Parents: Dead from car crash
Brother: My guardian
Sis: Left like, to some place like Florida or something."
VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN SAYULITA, MEXICO?
"I was born in America, and came her when I heard Bransen was coming here, I packed up my bags with him, as it was either him or my sis, and I hate her."
RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"When I heard my sis was leaving. God did I hate her."
HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"Getting bit by a dog. On the back. I still get shudders when I think of it."
NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"No religion. Just. Yeah. "
WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"I wanna be a world famous singer. I wanna be the person people listen to on there I Pod. It is my most favorite thing, nothing is better. "
WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
"How should I know? No, those weren't my first words. I think they were, sissy and brother, but they came out weird."
OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"World Famous Singer, Be Rich, Have a mansion."
WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"No. It was a weird question. Is this a normal form?"
SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"No. I've dated a lot in my 2 years of dating though."
WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"You can take me on a date, but I'd like to go to a romantic beach and walk along it together."
HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"Not with you! Hell no."
ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"No. I don't like you. You're picky."
THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"My interview is done? Yay! I hate this person."
[/size]
[/ul]
[align=center]ON THE STEREO,
LISTEN AS WE GO,
DRIVING DOWN THE 101.
rainy has been trying to escape this doggone planet for nine years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for 6 months.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the Pacific timezone. you can always reach them at admin (PM) or noka.tiger.n.blue@gmail.com.
hold up, you'll need the password, which is please and cheese and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a GIRL. yep, pull down those pants (jk:P).
ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:[/align]
Jake and Lola walked into the front office where they were handed key. "Room #3" The worker said with a nod. "Jake, it's full of horses...." Lola said. she frowned a bit. "I thought this was something besides an riding academy, I-I thought it was like, like a school, for math and stuff." Only a small voice came out. She sighed and turned off the small machine hooked to her belt loop when it went off. "It all reminds me of..." Her voice faded off. "It's alright, you'll get used to it." Jake replied. He wrapped his tan arm around her and led her down the sidewalk until they saw the #3 sign. Jake unlocked the apartment which was already decked out in leather furniture. "You like it? I picked it out of the magazine. They both sat in awe of there new apartment. "Wow Jake...wow." Lola whispered. She twisted her finger around in the one loose strand of hair from her ponytail. "It's...amazing. Perfect...." She said wrapping herself around in Jake's arms. "Where's the food? My bloodsugar's low." She sighed. Every time she said that it made her wish her life was better. She saw Jake point towards the fridge. She slipped the sandals off her feet and walked over grabbing a cheese stick from the fridge. "This place is huge!" She said as she through the plastic in the garbage can. "I thought you'd like that. I hope I got the right food for ya..." He sighed as he watched Lola nod in approval. "Good. Now I'm gonna go get the bags, sit tight." He opened up the door and walked outside to there Odyssey and pulled out bags. He took a few trips back and forth and was soon finished.
[align=center]MEXICO HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
say hold up, wait a minute. let me put some pimpin' in
it! yep, that's right, this sexy application template was made
by yours truly: CHRISS a.k.a. LENNY GOT LAID ?! @
CAUTION 2.0. yeah, see those fawesome lyrics? that be
california by none other than phantom planet, but me, the person who is using this, aka me, made it seem nice like. and by the way,
if you happen to remove this little credit, i'll sned vampires
after you in the night to rip out your jugular. and they won't
be as sexy as you think the cullens are. uh-huh.[/align]